School Nut Lane and other Knee-Weakening Overheards

Calliope:Dad goes to bad-guy college.
Geoff:What do they teach there?
Clara:Shooting, poisonous, clapping and putting on necklaces.
Geoff:Putting on necklaces?
Clara: Dad, it's a nice bad guy college.

Calliope:What is that deal? (Asked emphatically, hands gesturing with teeny nails painted.)

Calliope to Geoff at tennis: I am going to buy a dollar-snack if I get hungry. And then I'm going to say 'yum' to it.

Clara: Singing, "The heels are alive with the sound of music." also "Maria makes me love." (from "How Do You Solve a Problem like Maria?")

Benicio: Do drug-guys just want money for the drugs or do they want other drugs?

Clara: Nanay's house is apple-y, flowery and Jesus-y.