Pie and Joke Night

We went from having regular Movie Nights to Game Nights to Fort Nights and to Pie and Joke Night. Here are some of the jokes from Pie and Joke Night. In case you were wondering, Geoff built a fire upstairs. The pie was cherry (no red #4). And the jokes were all extemporaneous and stream of consciousness. I was spitting crust crumbs, laughing so hard, and trying to scrawl these down:

What did the vacuum say to the dust buster?
What?
I'll clean up.

What did the week say to the Earth?
What?
How many more days?

What did the tornado eat for supper?
I don't know, what?
Houses and people.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
I forgot to say apple.

Why did the girl drive this way and the boy drive that way?
I don't know, why?
Because he called her a pig. Then she crashed the pig.

And then this one which is an antique joke from when my brothers were into making VHS films in high school. They wrote it for my sister when she was 6 but this is how Manny has modified it:

(with tons of innocent enthusiasm) Hey, guys I have a joke! I have a joke!
What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
(Change the expression to grave seriousness.) TIME TO COLLECT YOUR THOUGHTS.